What's up, ESF? Just getting there.

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What up, PSF? The rooms gonna stack up? See what everyone had a late night last night.

Thanks for coming in again man, and definitely a sub. Domaining is pretty cool. I've got about like I said, I think 30 of them right now and going to keep making them.

Gonna get some people in here. I'm just gonna retweet and share this real quick. I'll be right back.

Hey. Hey, joshy. What's up? Good morning.

I think I could you speak. Let me get you back up here. One second.

It's perfect. We got ESF in here and you wanna talk about your sub domain too. That's gonna be great.

But I think SF is gonna be in the stands today, just listening.

Yeah, everyone had a rough night last night at that bar. Tell you that?

What up? Can you hear me now?

Gotcha. Gotcha.

Ohh yeah.

Fucking pissed. I bought some dabs from this one spot. It tastes green, bro. Like they're rotting.

Crazy.

Like like Bud Green or like.

Yeah, like, you know, like like a.

Like they picked it too early or some shit. You know how you get it? Like weed that doesn't taste anything? Like the grass almost it like looks great.

Like wet, we need moldy weed.

Regret.

About.

Not moldy, but we're just. Yeah, like I'm not cured or something, I don't know. But I honestly, you don't cure it anyway when you make live rows. And it's just that they probably fucking pulled it early.

He has to resign.

Some pen caps.

Yeah.

Sorry, my wife just listening in to Rotuman, going there for a second.

Yeah, yeah. Speaker, yeah.

You say, how's your arm? How's your shoulder? You making glass, though?

Yeah, well, I'm, I'm going to make glass in about probably a week or two. It's still pretty rough and having to take pain meds around the clock pretty much. So. So I'm just, I'm going to start doing PT, you know, I'm going to make an appointment Monday. I got the prescription.

Thing from the doctor saying I can get PT.

Referral.

Nice. Nice, yeah.

It's uh. So I want to start this can of club now.

So what is the canoe club I saw, I was reading into it and what does this do? This allows you to resource like like shops around the area for youth locally right now. Or how does that cause you to philosophy behind it?

OK so the regular membership and charging $20.00 for five character or more is going to get you discounts at head shops and dispensaries and online shops. You know, to get glass and and stuff as well. Actually my first partnership is with banger dot supply which they sell a bunch of like nails and carb caps and all kinds of things related to DAB and Griggs too I think too everything.

And yeah, I know him personally. He's in Denver here. We work together. He buys TERP tax, which is my product, or terp pearls. But the idea being it'll be a club membership thing to give discounts to the members. And I'm going to have a token called Terps that you can use to pay for products across these different web, you know, websites and head shops and dispensaries. There'll be a 2% fee, 1%, I'm going to 1% of the, you know, money that goes through.

And the transaction fee will go back to the token holders, which I'm going to allow purchase of turps. And in addition to drop, if you spend the $20 membership, you'll get 20 terps or more back to be able to spend at these, you know, spots. So you really just kind of you're going to be able to get the money back as well. So you'll be able to use those Terps tokens. Turps tokens will be pegged to the dollar and they'll be more like credits than money like.

Things you're gonna try and cash out you want. The idea is you spend, you spend money on trips, it goes back to the Community, Glass blowers, head shops that spends, you know, dispensaries.

And the longer you hold turps cause you're gonna, you know, if someone buys turps, you're going to gain more Terps because of the transaction fee, so.

Yeah, essentially you just keep getting money by holding it. So it's almost like a self staking token and then 1% goes back to just me running and making all this shit happen. But it will probably form a Dow too. If we can make a decent amount of money. I would like create a Dow with the token to incentivize more people to buy it.

And then I can cash out shops with Terps or certain individuals that you know.

Uh.

Yeah.

That's a great philosophy bro like no big ups like if you're you're probably the only one really. I know there's other people may be thinking everybody you're going to start it go for bro like I'd definitely yeah I'm in Florida are you planning to expand it like nationwide. I know you're starting smaller in your inner city but like.

I, you know, we got a lot of medical stuff opening up down here now, would it be like a branch out institution, like for people in this area, like if I could help promote it, I can.

Well, if you wanna help me, I can give you a percentage of that 1% that I'm taken. Uh, you know, residual income for the life of the account, you know, if you set up the account, I can just give you a residual cut of that, you know?

Well, you know.

But yes.

Not about not being at the end game. That'd be dope as heck. But you know, whatever I can do down here to help. Just recreational. Is it medical? My wife isn't asking. Is medical and recreational or everything they said.

Yeah.

Cash flow.

OK your sub domain.

Everything. Yeah, these, these shops can't take digital payments because they're forced by the banks to not have accounts, essentially because they shut them down right away. I'm offering them the first possible way to take digital payments and they own the wallet, so I'm not, I don't own their account and I'm going to give them a sub domain. Yeah, they get sub domain for free.

And they can accept payments on that or just like scan your thing and then I'll have an agreement with them or.

I honestly don't even think I'll charge them at first. I think it's good to just create the network and then later on when they take, they have to take turf toe, they have to take Turps token and I have to cash them out and they essentially make $0.98 on the dollar.

Which is still good, but I'm also making them give discounts. So when you go in there and you're kind of club member, you get 1020% off your weed or whatever the hell glass, anything, you know, whoever bodega.

That's another great thing of marketing for these canoe clubs. Now they can accept a crypto like man like.

You know, most people don't have cash like that, but if they're investing in the crypto, they go in and pay with some crypto game on like.

And two percent is less than their payment processor. Guaranteed, you know.

And it.

Ohh yeah, credit card down here is like 3% to swipe and if you could save them that 2 1/2% they'll be. That's big. That's big money in this industry.

And if they buy the Terps token, they can actually, because they can cash out, they can buy Terps token and collect a percentage of the transaction fee, like I said, 1%, distributing those profits to everyone who holds TURPS token.

Alright, that's a good topic first.

You're gonna get Terps back.

Now how did? What was the process in setting up a token?

It's pretty easy. Basically launch a smart contract on Solidity that you know that is the token.

You pick your supply, you pick the rules and then.

Pretty cool.

Yeah, you you just launch it. You you could, you don't really need to. So in order to like trade it and stuff, someone would have to like provide liquidity and also, but it's not going to be like something I want. I want people to cash out. They could sell it on their own because the token can't control it, but I'm pegging it to the dollar. It may sell for less than a dollar. People are doing black market or something, just trying to cash out. But the idea is this is sort of like a credit system

This is to help the industry, you know, have their own money and everyone's not going to have the ability to cash out unless they do it. Like I said, privately I guess they could. I can't get, I can't control that. But I will give shops $0.98 for every turf token that exists because they are going to take this thing and they want to cash out real money.

So I'm gonna give them, you know, dollars, not Ethereum.

Or.

And you own, I'm guessing, your own canoe club dot E, right?

I don't care the club daddies and.

Couple other like cannabis related stuff, but it's also these same turps token. I'm opening a glass art dot ETH marketplace to sell glass. So I'm orbital glass, I'm glass board. I would choose orbital dot glass art dot E and I'd have my shop there where it's just NFT's of each piece I make.

Josh, how you going, motherfucker?

What up, Jason?

How are you? What's going on?

I'm just kinda good good. I'm just explaining kind of my plan with Canna Club and glass art and glass gallery dot youth. So the glass the glass art shops like the.

Glass galleries, they're gonna have, you know, like my one guy buddy has explored glass gallery. I would do explorer dot glass gallery dot earth.

And they would have that sub domain for you know, the life of our business together.

If you have.

I've got like a sub domain, you know. Mine is joshy. I'll sell it to you.

What's that? A what now?

For free or give it to you and then you gotta help me like well.

That's what I'm looking for is help bro so.

It's like, um, subscription fee, like subscription fees.

Subscription fee, that's pretty good.

Yeah, and then. So you gotta help me and then I'll like give it, give it away, give it away now.

Well.

No, you're good.

Sorry, sorry. The mute button trying to hold you up here.

What I would do is just save that that's worth a lot of money. You could just join can of club you know it's not about charging. I'll give you guys memberships, whatever it costs me to set up a sub domains and stuff and but I wanted to. I also want to use the canoe club like set up profile. So imagine you only let people that you know who they are in and you could always trust each person that's in there to do transactions you know.

Or whatever you want.

This is, this is a an amazing idea. I ain't gonna lie. Like the Digi joints and what I'm doing is just fun. But like what you're doing is just like for the industry itself, like like if you're thinking about like how I could help my industry, you know, because I do my profession, like for your industry.

We already know we can't go in and swipe a credit card and like it, and for this we're a business to have another percentage of.

Some type of money income is gonna be huge like and then and then once they talk start talking about ohh man you know it only takes 1 store then you go to the next and keep branching out but.

Every time you get a new store and they start seeing this revenue, they talk about it to their friends and then they start. Look guys, I'm also doing this with this dot, you know, this sub domain and I'm also doing this with this sub domain. It's just a once they start seeing what the sub domain can do for the business is going to be like a chain reaction.

Yeah.

Did you mute me?

I think you did by accident.

Ohh my goodness.

Hey, talking to you, but my bad.

Alright, alright, I'll be quiet.

No, I hit it by accident. I like to hit the emojis, so I told.

Uh, yeah, that's wow. And as comic book, this mute everyone button, there's like a villain.

Everyone, yeah.

Can I bang you today?

That's OK.

OK.

Yeah, I've done it a couple of times as well, wouldn't it?

It's in the wrong spot, that's for sure.

Well, you won't fix it, I'm sure.

Hmm. Whatever.

I don't know where.

For everyone's accreditation, yeah, pick one.

Everyone.

Stab naps.

So if you wanna pin that to the top, go ahead your.

The sign up for your cancer club.

Ah, OK, OK.

Sure, sure. I'm just doing it manually now and just to kind of like verify people you know who I know that sign up. So it's like a Google form. So I'll go ahead and I can pin that.

Ohh.

Gotcha. What's up, bud, man. Good morning, rod. What's going on over there? Come up on stage if you wanna chat. We're just starting. Really 822. We just sparked the first bowl up. My co-host is late today. He must have had a late night. Hey, where where is doobie? See him? Joshy. Last night I saw him around somewhere.

He was up.

No, uh, like as I mentioned, I.

I'll be your cohost.

Nobody sensible.

OK. I'll go Jason.

I promise. Come on. Give me a chance.

Give me a chance.

Jason, you got that diamond up there?

Sure.

Damn, I feel like bullied because I don't gotta Max you right now.

Sure. We'll give you a maxi. Have you got a maxi?

Uh, no. But uh, I was given one one time and the person is very upset that I sold it.

So I should I should buy another one here soon?

And yeah, my one. The one yeah friend owns like 900 of them now.

And.

Where's that maxi king maxi?

Is it your friend?

Ohh yeah. Who the hell else? Who the hell else?

Aye.

Yeah, you know, he's a Internet friend.

Uh, I like him. He's my friend.

Yeah, I like parts of them, probably about 60%.

No, I don't know. No I like ohh dude my.

I'm just playing with you.

He's a good man. Like, truly.

I have to give him shit like for how much he has to get a little back.

Now I'm just messing around. I like them.

Uh.

Yeah, I just thought that effect that fucking cunts like fucking it can be true and fucking do whatever the fuck they want and fuck the world like.

So many people like, say, like, you know, let's not not walk over the lawn, let's take your shoes off.

Kinda.

You know what I mean? No. We're gonna go like there's got car, but don't you fucking put the fuck on feet on the car. But people don't walk under that day.

Fucking hell. Fuck the cop.

It is web three, you know, but you know.

Yeah, well, that's what I mean. Fuck the cop. But that's my motto. Fuck the carpet.

Fuck the government.

What's up, ESF? He's up on stage.

This is a sub domain rapper so if anyone has any questions you definitely hit him up. I don't know if he's gonna talk, he just came up but.

Although when a dog.

Well, you don't.

That's total.

Yoshi yeah, joshy.

That's horrible. I know him.

Josh.

Alright, I'm gonna next sort of people. I'm gonna turn it down.

I was thinking about just putting a ring behind my profile picture and making my own maxi. Would that be against the rule?

No thinking about putting a ring and then like pointing it up towards you. Like trying to get yeah, a fucking entice.

No, I mean if I had once I cash out.

I.

Hi again. Why fucking? I was gonna put my I was gonna put my ring up to you and then get you all excited. And then I decided that's not fair.

Used to have a 428 that King Max he gave me.

And I had two other maxes too, but I liquidated them to try and get well. I did get I got bud tender and budtenders ETH from guey man.

Yeah, well, that's your choice.

Yeah, he got all mad. He was telling me I'm garbage and.

No, I'm just playing. He did get mad, but.

Ohh fucking that'd be my thing. Is like that's your decision.

Yeah, I'm just playing with them.

That's your play. That's your play, man.

I know, right? Don't make me feel guilty or else I won't buy another gap in that God damn maxi.

Not sure I'd be the same machine though. We've got yeah, we all do our own play.

It's like angry, though. He's so angry.

Yeah. And it was, he was kind of just alluding to it. Like I told him, I needed liquidity, that IE I'm broke, got to do some other plays.

Yeah, he's angry because he's fucking on.

Life's too high on life. He needs to calm the fuck down.

No.

No, it's just not the word. Be passionate and then.

Thought he was like.

All the people that are there and like me and fucking greatly and all the other fuckers like we have a great time together.

My.

I just feel like he just takes it one step too far sometimes.

That's the thing. Why we connect like that's the other thing is we connect and we don't give a fuck about every other fucking cunt.

That's probably the thing.

So the reason, the reason he gave me one of them is because he was mean to me in one space and we were just joking around. But a new guy was in there and he thought I was getting bullied and he made a post and everything and and you know, scuff, I'm going to call him Felix. That's how I know him. Nobody knows his fucking name. Felix. He he he was nice and he's like, oh, or he was like, Josh, go back me up and this and that. So he wanted me to just talk to the guy. So I just gave him one of my 2

They had at the time and, you know, it was like, ohh no, it's not. You know, we were just kidding around. Here's a free Max that you know. And then he saw I gave the maxi and he sent me one of the apes for kind of making, you know, doing that for the Maxis.

Yeah.

And then I just need to sell it. You know, I might have bought and again, but then, you know, it's like, yeah, I don't like getting angry at about me.

No, that's all that. And then my would you care anyway?

I don't know.

I don't care but it's like he keeps mentioning. It's like damn bro, why do you why does he care? I understand why he cares. It's like.

But.

Because he's like Hogan. He's bulls, taping and fucking.

I'll give it to him.

Because. Because fucking he's balls deep in, man. He's balls deep in and.

Put twenty 30th in and yeah now he's like.

10% of the holdings or some shit?

Yeah, the.

He's not just bold sleeping like he's got like fucking.

Like a whole like a lot of people that.

Enjoy being like in their space and like thrive.

Well, that's why I'm in ANS Maxis, cause I love being with those fuckers.

I think the pictures are cool, but like I was in the room and it's it's so much like like I don't like trading PP. So it just hearing the constant, it's like it's constant trade. I always you know the few days I was there it was like concentrate and.

Yeah, so.

Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I'm not gonna try this shit anyway. Like you'll be lucky. I've got like.

Fucking well, I got like 20 something.

Uh, four 20s.

So I mean like just talking about like the features like I can only take so much like the word diamond or.

I can't. Yeah. I don't know that game.

Hey, I'm gonna like, you know, you know, my joshy.

I'm gonna take over the 4:20. I'm taking over the four 20s, man.

No, I'll give you a call 24 reasonable deal.

Yeah.

Bro, go go get me a 428 and then eventually I'm gonna. So I gotta offer, you should tell me if I fumble the bag 1.42 no, no I'm saying I I got an offer for dafuck DAFUQ and I'm sure you guys, you know, being stoners and stuff, I wouldn't understand the value should I have taken that?

Hell yeah, motherfucker.

Yeah, my dog. Right, right now.

Joshy, listen to my dogs. They're fighting.

Ohh damn bro.

Already go, Bella.

You have nine. Good morning.

Good morning.

888 hurts, right? What's up, guys? Joshy. Jason, thanks for coming up. Taking some cohosting time for me. Were you trying to get some NT talk time over here.

I'm fucking with you guys.

No, we're just chatting about Maxis a little bit because everybody got one, you know?

I'll fuck with you guys.

Yeah Oh my God. Like listen my dogs like shut up. Like listen to my dogs ready looking.

What's up bullet? Bud man down there. What's up guys? Come up on stage.

Hey Bella. Hi go Bella.

Bella is like old song that like fucking tricks his life out. Ronaldo didn't do anything wrong and then like that was Oh my God, settle down Bella. Fucking go. You fucking come on too much. Too much.

What's everyone smoking on today Joshy? I do have Digi joints. I did sub domain also. Jason, if you want a Digi joint let me know, I'll sub domain for you one too as well. Just hit me in the DM because I freaking forget it.

You are free.

No, I don't want anything. No, I don't want nothing for free. Give me nothing.

They are free. They are free.

Yeah, but I don't need anything. I don't give me anything, but I'll give you something.

Uh, it was more or less. Uh.

No, I later on, if you prove yourself and you're a good person, I was saying. Yeah, like a maxi.

Alright I love Maxis. I got a few of those but no I mean this is this is my concept you know almost like what Josh he wants to do a sub domain but inside within the group like. So I'm handing them out as far as anyone that comes in so we can bake, show. So at least if you come in you got your own Digi join you could sort of have that smoke in here with your Digi joint and then you know sort of pass it on pass the joint to people if they don't have one. You know maybe help mints if I don't have g

So that's sort of the philosophy I want to sort of do with sub domaining rot. Hit me up in the sub domain I got you man. So I've been trying to do it all week at least just to. I just started like 3 days ago I think.

Do you like caramel sundaes?

What's that?

Ohh.

Caramel sundaes like with extra caramel. Have you ever had like?

You know when you go to McDonald's and say I want a caramel sundae with extra caramel and then you get like extra caramel?

Ohh.

Ohh my goodness, have you ever had like, ohh, have you ever had that? And then you gotta go back to them and say can I have a little bit more ice cream now? Like you've put a little bit too much fucking caramel Sunday all fucked up and I didn't realize you're going to put that match caramel. I just want a little bit more ice cream now. You ever done that?

No, I have it.

Ohkay.

I've done that.

Yeah.

That was just out of the blue. What's up, Shelly? How's it going, bullet? Good morning down there. Kawasaki, right? Yeah, Kawasaki. Amsterdam. Oh, we got Amsterdam in the house.

All of them. Real quick, bud, man, what's up? Come up on stage if you want. Jason's taking over. He's a he's moderating the show today with the caramel sundae. That's gonna be my show name for tomorrow. Caramel Sunday, extra caramel Sunday.

Vanilla ice. Ice.

I vanilla ice ice Sunday.

Come on, get it right, motherfucker.

Cost.

Yeah, it must have been a late night last night. Ain't nobody in here. My, my cohost doesn't even here today do me. I don't know what happened to him. He must have smoked out last night.

He was up late.

To them guys, we're working. We got a little team. We're heaven's tools team, dude. Like these guys. I can't even stay up.

And keep up with these guys.

More about pains there.

Yeah, my.

Try and make the Cannon Club site with heaven's tools. He gave me a beta pass to try out.

Who's that?

Good. It's really good. It's really nice.

Who's that? Um, what's his name?

Villain.

Yeah, Dylan, no, I bought one. No, I got. I haven't still pass.

Yeah, I got one yesterday. I got. It's supposed to AirDrop like last night, I think, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, but I believe like in him. Like, he's fucking smart ass.

Yeah, I wanna get him in here one day.

Yeah, he's fucking switched on by beyond.

No.

And fun. Like, if I can everything, like, yeah, watch him and it's fucking funny.

That's so yeah. I just don't like people that are fucking stuck out guns.

So many stuck up cunts in this fucking world like they're fucking.

Stuck up cunt studies, bro.

Yeah, so coconuts.

I'm I'm saying maybe register that you say it, you should register it.

Ohh fuck, I'm fucking rich.

Shit, they're all sucka construyendo ranges that shit, man.

What does jellies? You wanna come up on stage talk about your project for tomorrow? Or do you wanna wait and smoke your Jay real quick and your coffee?

Ohh.

So easy kind of won't.

I've got a 420. Who wants a 420?

Me, me, me. Raise his hand.

Yeah, sure. I'm gonna have to sell it to you, OK? And give it away.

Ah, it sounded like a donation.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Of course not, man. So I fuck now. I've lost so much in crypto I can't give it away.

Don't you know when don't you know come in this room? It's sort of like you get super stoned or you don't realize what you're doing. I'm gonna ask you in the second hour this way.

I'm messing with you.

Yeah, I would not give it away to you. I guarantee I'd give it away to you.

Blocks away, you know, like the 50 hour, and I guarantee I'd give it to you.

Fitbit.

So I gotta wait it out.

That's just what I'm like. But yeah, right now I need a I need a fucking find the money. Where's the money?

Ohh man I can't wait.

And then then the 50 hour would be like, fucking I'll give it away, give it away, give it away.

Ohh that's sound like.

Yeah, right. Right before the bubble pops, like you give it away, and then the next day everything goes up if you're like.

I'm pretty scared, man.

Yeah man. Hey Rod, I'm alright.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Sorry, I was checking. I was checking my Powerball from that billion dollars over here. I was like because I forgot about it. So I'm over here checking my numbers, but it doesn't look like I doesn't look like I even got one, so Oh well.

Umm, OK, you fucking locked out? I locked out.

My dollars.

How do you feel?

Ah, you feel like, yeah.

Like, I don't play the Lotto and and I'm safer in crypto, but you know, it's OK I I throw, I throw $2.00 at a time here and there. I'm dumb stuff. We can try to win a billion.

So close, so close.

I'm trying to like, light a smoke up, like that's close to my face and I'm gonna burn my fucking face like, you know, lucky I like.

Owen and shake my head today and then shave my beard and then so I didn't burn the shit away.

Sorry, I'm just trying to like like the Pagan cigarette without burning my fucking face, but I don't have much hair in there.

No cigarettes allowed in here. No cigarette smoke allowed in this room. Yeah, I go to this. You gotta go to the non-smoking cigarette section over there.

I agree with that bro.

Yeah, you can't mix the weed in the.

I got it. Hey, I got it. Like, that's what I was talking about. Like, I've got it.

Live it up.

Do you mix tobacco with the weed when you roll joints and spliffs? That's when my buddy does all the time.

Yes, I do.

Yesterday.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's that's the way I.

Because I just wanna know if I can make it last.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know a lot of people that do that down here as well. South Florida -, 9. What's up, bullet? Come up, Bud, man, come up. Come hit the joints, man.

People are just waking up and.

I've only been off for like 15 minutes, then action pack show Jason up here just.

Just throwing it down.

Get hot, get hot, mother fucker.

You're high. You're high. Get hype. Get hype.

Get a motherfucking. Let's go. Let's go.

Come on.

Chalet.

Yeah, since I've been here show, I've been dealing with, uh, contact with uh, two different AI artists. So that's interesting since I know there's like, you know, it's pretty prevalent here in this space, but I haven't really sat down and talked with them. But since I was in your room, you know, now I've made contacts with two more AI artists, so we're going to see if they want to work with anything with what we're doing. So that's cool, you know, so very much fun stuff here. We're always growin

Chalet.

Good morning.

Good morning. How are you?

I'm wonderful. I just have to go run into this warehouse. I have to.

Nice to hear from you I you sound like a bit of a chatterbox.

Ohh yeah well I can't. I can be.

Yeah, like saying like your jaws are like chump, chump, chump, chump man, it's like.

Umm.

Like they're like, you know, jittering away how, like what's going on in your world?

Hey, it's.

Go. I'll be shit.

Jason Jason's on trial for cohost today, so we're gonna see how he goes. I think my just.

That's a hard seat, man, you know?

Warning give a fuck. Ohh give it up. I'll give it up.

You're fine, you're fine.

The hard seat in a quiet room.

Vegas.

Yeah, we're quiet room. What do you mean? We're all just smoking, man.

No, my goodness.

You'll get it.

No can even like see you.

Ohh no no I no. I mean I'm just talking from you know, experience and stuff. I was like I I'm gonna talking when people engage with me. Otherwise I have a hard time like of like holding up conversations, you know what I mean? Like that's not my skill.

Yeah.

No. Where are you? In Shelly. I can't even see you.

I'm in the West Coast and, uh, the United States.

Him. I've lost you only good dollar and then need to pour a drink.

Ohh that's fucking ohh. Just had a drink and fuck me dead it was strong.

All over here.

You have better like you know when you ohh yeah they had like a drink and then you think it's gonna be weak and then you have it and you think fucking lol. Wish I fucking more of that shit down.

Was fucking as strong as all fuck.

Um.

Um.

What are we doing anyway? Like why are we here?

Alright.

No, this is my first time. This is my first time.

Sure, I'll be glad.

Why are we here? This is the ENS wake and bake show. Welcome to the show, man. I'll. You've ever been in here before? I don't know. Maybe you come in. Yeah. You made it to cohost, right? Look at that. Like, this is how we do it. We just shoot you right into the stage. We blast you with the smoke in your face. We got, we got. The smoke was the foggiest part of the room up here. So, you know, we sort of just blow it in your face, get you as high as possible. And then you try to come up with some i

Stoned. I think we have some good ideas, you know? But that's what we think, you know.

What did I tell? Like one of my friends. Like or like it was Mike. And then we're at the same entry. And then fog and yeah, off faces and then.

Like, I like blow him out. And then fucking trapped my every ounce of smoke into his fucking mouth and he was like fucked up. He's like, I fucking didn't like that. And I was like, fuck and yeah.

So that was my first.

Have you ever, have you ever smoked so much? Like when and then people pass out around you like they're plastered drunk, but then you're still blowing smoke in their face while they're sleeping?

That's messed up.

Ohh, it's Mike and that's talk. Hi. Have you ever smoke that much when you're fucking?

Hi, I'm talking about.

Um, most weird. Fucking.

Having an epileptic fit like, you've had that you smoke that much and then you fucking wake up and you're just like.

No, I'm talking about like an epileptic fit.

Yeah, like that.

No. Have you ever smoked that much when you've been an epileptic fit? Like I have? Like, I'm talking about it. I get up and then I can't even everything, like fucking blacked out and can't see shit. And then you love log. Where am I? Have you ever smoked that much? I have.

It sounds like it's that liquor that that drink is slipping. All right there.

Yeah, but that's not doing bad. Like, use the don't be out smoking that much on.

Yeah, I smoked out where I like. I never passed out. But people that smoke around, I had like three or four people actually black out smoking with me like right next to me. Like we smoke so much here that that they they blacked out. I had to catch one person or.

Yeah, like I black out. That's what happens to me. I like black men.

If I smoke a lot.

You can sort of see the.

No, no.

Yeah, I do though.

We're standing in a circle.

Felt like at that case you just fell asleep because, I mean, I've never blacked out from smoking pot. But I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna talk about my tequila days. I'm pretty sure that was like, the primary goal was the blacked out.

Yeah, but I know no phone. No.

Shelly like I don't.

We're standing in a circle and all of a sudden you see.

Go ahead. Go.

Hey, yeah. I don't like blackout from drinking, but from smoking, yeah.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

I'm like did you hit a whip it or something before 'cause I don't know, I guess my brain could take a lot here that's not gonna do it.

Oh man, I guarantee you once of Shelley. I guarantee once of like, drink and then smoke. I could smoke under the table.

Hey, man.

Like one of those people, not one of those people that needs, like, you know, at least one to start off with and then fucking hell.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Who?

That that's OK. I I'm not one to say no usually so, but I just. I don't drink anymore because of those things. So that's that's fine. But smoking pot? Well, I'll, I'll eat. I'll eat. I'll, I'll eat that whole tray of brownies. You wanna go? You wanna fucking go with somebody who doesn't play?

Let's go.

Man I wouldn't. Oh my God of course I would.

My wife gave me like.

Because that that'll make some people sick. I gotta iron stomach and I'm willing to trip out.

Uh, my wife gave Me 2 gummies last night and I was out.

Yeah, I'm the same as you are. They have like 9 stomach. Hey, I've got a 9 stomach.

My big time.

Yeah, that.

I I was like, I have poisoned. I've poisoned many a people eating some of this damn green cannabutter here. But you know you know whatever I I ain't, I ain't not not gonna walk away from a little hallucination. That's OK.

Can you hear that? Like in this? That's astralia. Can you hear that?

Uh, yeah, the car gone.

We get like, uh, it's like Bundaberg Bevens, like, not different. Well, to use. And they got told I'm gonna go pay about like the fucking grass, yes.

Ohh here we go. Bad boy in the house.

So Joshy, what type of glass do you have a a pen you can put up there for your glass shop?

Washington.

Uh, I just really have turf tax up there, so it's just really just terp pearls. But I'm going to be as soon as I make or my shoulder goes in like month.

I'll be doing bigger glass.

Well, not just that for you or for your Orville shop so people can go check it out. You got a website or anything you can up there for us.

Gotcha.

Not really of my work, honestly. I haven't really posted a lot of work on Instagram. I've just been selling it kind of privately or to shops and doing the lazy route. But that's what I'm saying. Give me a month and I'm going to have something I can actually show you. It's a little better. I mean, you go to orbitalglass.com where it's just.

Attacks.

Or an instant.

Orbitalglass.com you can check Josh's stuff out Josh. He actually makes glass pieces, pipes, bongs, all that good stuff. Go check out this stuff, everybody.

Where you going with that?

Jason fell asleep.

No, no fucking falling asleep. I just fucking dropped my fucking phone and went into the piss, man.

No go on this phone. It's locked now.

What?

I can't believe you said I was going to sleep.

Ohh, yeah, pass it over here man -, 9 come up on stage -, 9 Now what you doing down there? It's so quiet today.

Might just say I was falling asleep.

Alright.

What happened?

Talking like what we doing? Come on.

World of another day real quick.

Like I'm yeah, I'm pretty fucking charged.

Are you Charles?

Let's see here.

Everyone go to the bar last night. Who went out there? Put your hands up.

Anybody go out to that bar last night?

No, you're not.

Ohh man, I don't want no one even responding now it's going to zombie land.

Ohh, I'd come back for me.

Sounds like you're at the bar with your drink right now.

Yeah, fucking nice. No, I fucking know, man. I'm gonna lie. Start drinking that straight soon. No, let's get fucked up.

OK.

Ohh Saturday. What time is it over there for you?

Um, 1147.

1147.

Yeah, lunchtime.

Like, uh, like it's 1147. What's that Saturday night, 1147?

Night time. So it's almost midnight.

1147.

That's the worst.

Fucking I keep fucking losing my lighter. Ohh it's in my pocket. And fucking fucking Falcon, Falcon, Falcon, Falcon, Falcon.

No, I hate that. I fucking hate losing your lighter.

Wait, is that I and my life gone instantly. So then I bought one of those clips. I have clips now that I like hook it to. I lose my lighter. And no, you can't like, walk away with it because it's strapped to me. So let it go.

Hey, I've protected myself from getting really drunk and angry.

Yeah, I'm gonna like, I'm gonna create a new like NFT project called Malida.

And pass it around, you know, and then see who ends up at the end of the party with the most lighters.

Yep.

Yeah, that's right. You wake up the next time you go. Yeah. My fucking I know in my life, but I've got everybody elses.

In your wallet.

Yeah.

It becomes a game like sometimes when you're like, really tripped out, then you're like, I'm gonna take their lighter and then I'm gonna wake up the next morning. I got the all these lighters.

No, you know what I'm saying.

I never intentionally took people's liners, but people definitely intentionally took mine.

Yeah, but you wake up and then you wake up and I go, I've got everybody's like, what the fuck happened?

So you're one of those. OK, watch out. Watch out for, uh, Jason over here, OK, he's gonna ENS your lighters up.

Yeah, of course. Oh my God, that's like the fun.

Ohh man we're gonna have to make a a like a.

Like I got a pink one and a yellow one.

We got the pocket.

Crap.

Oh my God, if you they're gonna come out and drink. I'm gonna take your sliders and then you might take mine. You might take mine, but I'm gonna take yours first.

Perfect.

Ohh, my goodness. OK, well, alright, watch your lighters folks, OK? He's gonna pass them around, come home, he's gonna come home and stand him up and be like, I am delighted or God.

For sale.

As long as he comes in the morning with the lighters, we'll be fine.

Midnight for you.

Ohh, in the morning I'll come big time. Well that's one of the most horniest. Like yeah man when I wake up in the morning like horny as all fuck.

What is that what you're talking about?

If that's what you call your lighter man, that's fine.

Bye.

Yes, ohh my goodness. But misses.

Well, that's that turns fast.

Size not in hand.

Must be the big writers.

Yeah, that's what happens to me in the Monday. Ohh. You're like fucking ripped up big time.

You know, like fucking what's it called? Like Mad Max? No, I'm not the Mad Max Aussie. Like, you know, head butt fucking break nose fucking shit, split out and fucking whatever.

Should have been me.

It's all so quiet.

Come on dog, please, somebody.

Ohh.

Yeah, my pugs and my pugs are licking their paws.

I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. I'm in. I'm rolling up a joint, man. I'm trying to get my next session going here.

Oh my God, I'm rolling up a joint. I am on my way.

Come on, man, there's a joint. I need 16 of them before I start work.

I bought some wax cause I've been so deprived.

Uh, I used to be like you, man. I used to be able to smoke.

Oh my God. Like yeah. I probably couldn't smoke as much you, but I thought I could back in the day.

Alright, I know, I know. Your day is almost out.

Everyone wanna give a retweet real quick? Retweet this space or get some people in here.

Yep, Yep, definitely do that. I definitely already retweeted out the space, you know, if we leave a comment and the little bubble box down at the bottom helps populate.

You didn't fucking write right shit, Shelly. You didn't retweet shit.

No, you didn't.

You go, girl.

I did retweet. Shit. I'm the one who retweeted out of 433 people who did it. I I did it. I did it. I did it. Hey, I'm Shelly Schiller over here. If I don't do my damn job and instruct others how to do that, I'm not doing. I'm not living up to my name, OK?

You go, girl.

Jason.

Uh, alright, yeah, I'm joking. I'm only mucking around.

Yeah, I'm only mottron cause, sorry.

Because I was like, I was like there's like 10 pointers on Twitter that you can use to get like your shit seen and you know they're it's just it's just pretty simple what it usually takes, not just your involvement. So you know it's like free to ask people to just do stuff.

No, I'm just running around like tonight, I thought I'm gonna get fucked up and go see what's going on.

That good job.

Ohh, where are you at? Where you live at?

Mum in Bundaberg.

I'm not going to Australia, man.

My.

We have a couple of lot of Aussies coming here during the day. Who was it all the other day? I think it was a.

I think it was a ESF as well. He's from over there.

No, you're bad, bad boy.

On.

Yeah, bad boy in the house. Kawasaki X upvote. He he requested to come up. Bullet come up. Man -, 9 come up. Y'all are quiet today.

Yeah, they're all fucking soft. I'm scared.

They had a rough night last night.

No, they need the fucking big culture from Jason. I need like, I need to say man. Like break my nose.

Yeah, that's not fair.

I think you're scaring everyone, Jason.

No, but that's what I'm saying. Like when people like see me like I have a good time and then like I'm annoying. Like I am pretty annoying. They just want to break my nose. And then I say come on, break my nose.

My nose is broken so many times.

I couldn't relate more. I've never, never gotten my nose broke though.

Now being like yeah. Oh my God.

You're a good friend. You're a good friend.

Yeah, I'm.

Yeah, sorry.

Yes, I.

No, you're good, man. You're good. Welcome to the space. Welcome to the space. It's foggy in here. Jason got us a little twist and he came in with the alcohol after we all got drunk. It's like when you wake up the next day, you need that next sip of alcohol. So to reboost your days with Jason just did for all of us. So here we go.

Stored in my mouth.

The.

Ohh thing is the song.

It's eight. It's 9:00 o'clock over here. Shelley's singing already.

Hi, do you want me to sing a song? Why do you want me to sing a song?

What?

Shelly.

It's, uh, it's 5:00 o'clock in the morning here. So hey, I'll hey, I'll sing and dance any hours, OK? No problem.

Shelly, do you want me to sing your song?

Sing me a song.

Give me home on the gum trees, but lots of plum trees. A sheep are torn again, grew her clothes on out the back of Ranger, out the front end and all rocking chair.

That's like an Australian song.

You know.

Come Dobbs. Can't bruise and rocking chairs. Sign me up.

We don't have one of those things here.

That is by far the most Australian shit I've ever heard in my life.

That sounds like a a song that everyone sings at the bar at the same time in Australia.

Nah.

It sounds fucking awesome, like it's Australian as fuck, but like I would definitely, uh, sing along with you if I was three or 4 pints in.

Yeah, that's what we do.

Huh.

Where is Hogan? Seem like shit, man. No, we don't sing that shit with that's what I did with my boys. Like if I can.

Like the eight, yeah.

Yeah, I got two sons and then we've seen that together and then I love them.

Love that we don't sing it like as in like boys down at the pub.

That's hilarious. That's good stuff. Never know we're gonna get.

OK, well what's the bar song? Give us the bar chant then, since that's like the rated you know, E for everyone version. Where's our where's our rated S?

Are random letter.

I'll give you a um.

That comes after that comes after the next cup. Shelly, he has to finish this cup and then we grill.

Hey, it's already midnight where he's at. OK, expected to get I expected to rank up.

OK, like ball sing Matilda I Shelly bull sing Matilda.

Um, something about some balls?

Have you heard that song? Both Sing Matilda, both sing Matilda.

Hello.

As.

I need to know what the ball song is about Matilda.

Ohh fucking forgotten fucking what it was. I got him down. She leaving and blocking the shimmy shimmy.

I can't wait for like.

I never fucking did that jersey.

I can't wait for, like, doobie to come in here. He's gonna be like, what the fuck is going on in here today?

Your permanent replacement.

Like he's gone.

Yeah, fuck the world.

I don't know if he's going to make it in today. I don't know.

I have to run into the warehouse, you guys, so I might be out for a second, sorry.

OK.

Probably my Jay right now.

What are you doing rolling your joy?

Rolling the doobie.

No, my God, a doobie.

Near red light.

Doobie doobie doobie.

Never drank that much. Oh my God you should.

Uh, so much has happened in my life, like.

Uh.

What happened?

Yeah, he's the shit. Not my brother. No, I tell ya.

My brother went away for murder, Vaughan. My mum was a grandma at 32.

Virginia Lottery sheets I've been in my life.

I'm great grandma before she's fucking 50.

And then now, yeah, alright and then.

My.

Have you ever gotten in a fight with a kangaroo?

No, I have like, but I've gone up and like patted the kangaroo and then like really?

Until your videos are made with the kangaroo like cause no, I don't wanna fight them. They're fucking my friends.

So I'm not gonna fight a kangaroo.

Like, I'll show you like videos of me and a kangaroo. Like we're fucking best friends, man.

Do you have a kangaroo maxies?

9.

So I could have, but then I decided against it.

Sure. Just yeah.

No, I don't need a kangaroo, Maxine. No, fucking fuck it.

What's up up vote?

I must put up what's up.

That's OK my bad. I'm rolling a joint right now and I had a meta mask open and I'm looking at some ENS domains. My phone so slow so it took me a hot 2nd to come back to Twitter.

No prob.

What do you?

It sounds like you're background on charge, man talking slow down, slow down, yeah, like charging and it's like down a bit.

Huh.

Could you reiterate what you mean?

But you really like kicking.

Do you know what I'm saying?

That's a that's a first. I haven't gotten that. So I guess I'll take that as a compliment.

No, your what I'm trying to say is like, you're like really like.

Really full light charged, but you're kicking like.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ohh got you full of energy. Ohh yeah bro. It's fucking Saturday man. Got it? We got a bright day ahead of us. We got a lot to do, a lot of business to make. So I'm in Twitter chopping it up with you guys.

Yeah, I'm glad you understand what I'm saying.

Yeah, sorry.

I don't know. It's always full throttle. That's one thing my pops taught me. Me and all my brothers, you know, gotta stay 100 all the time. Or I guess you would say foot, foot on the pedal.

Yeah.

The moment you lean off, you slack off.

That's right, I did.

So my bad, if I'm like very like if I if I talk fast you could tell me to slow it down cause.

No, I was just telling you how I felt.

Yeah.

Not at all. It's it's it's Jason that's it's Jason that's slow right now. We're all waking up. It's it's he's just getting started. It's about to be a party over there, he says.

Oh my God, like I'll be able to drink all you fuckers under the table.

I guarantee it.

Oh my God.

Jimmy see coming in and flexing. Look at Jimmy C flexing hard down there. What's up, man?

Like I'd put like, you know, like my um.

Those girls like the alcohol down on, like just alone. Like a table would have, like a track. And then I'd snort that fucker up, man. Yeah, put some pepper in it. Just the fuck yeah, a bit more. You ever did that? Have you ever thought of pepper?

No, I'm good. I don't need my eyes off.

Alright, it's not some pepper, man. No one, you know. You're real fucking hell.

Let's keep it. Let's keep it to the smoking side of things. Right now we need snoring. Anything.

No, no.

Yeah, but just not Fairburn. Holy fuck. Yeah. They're like your eyes up. I guarantee you. If you did that. Yeah, like your eyes up.

I'm good, I'm good on that. It's like wasabi snort down here. You're on the you're on some next level over there in the Australia side, man.

No, that's just what my friends do. Like. No, I remember when.

Why do all your friends do this stuff? You're you're just seem so innocent over there.

Bottle Rocket wars ohh yeah. Roman candles.

No, we used to like, have like fires, like, um, fireworks, fights. And then we don't like, what's that like, helmets on. So, you know, like crash helmets. And then you'd be like.

EV like.

Fireworks and then just, you know, yeah, directing it at the fucking person with the fucking helmet on. Oh my God, have you ever done that?

Yeah.

Ohh yeah they we call it. We call that bottle rocket wars so we would get stacked or bottle rock as we go one behind each tree we get some Roman candles and just go to town at each other.

That's what we used to do, too.

The same thing. We're on the same widely.

Good old days, good old days now. Now I'm just waiting for my kids to start doing it and I can yell at them.

Right. Just made me a pretty cool PFP off my Maxie. Thanks man. I appreciate that bullet. Thanks for coming up. I keep seeing.

I don't know what PFP those are, but they gang gang and they come into these rooms keishi down there and.

Kawasaki so.

Let's see who that is down there. Builders collective. What's up, guys? Y'all are y'all are deep tonight. Deep today.

Come up on stage, man. A little slow today, I think everyone's still.

These these Saturday I noticed Saturday mornings and like Monday mornings, man, you'll be.

Waking up slow.

This is crazy. Today I never seen doobie not in a space. This is funny.

This one.

Get Jason a little radio over there.

Huh. I'm picking my nose.

I get you ready.

The critics.

I'm thinking my nose, man. Not fucking hell. Like looking for fucking no picking my nose, looking for fucking.

Alright.

You're saying the vibe in her morning, bro?

Ohh man, don't get like a full smug. I've got like bottles of wild Turkey out on the table. I've got like fucking like rollies.

Restart.

Dot.

Like I can get fucked up like fucking now, which I just don't have any fucking guilt game, mother fucker.

Good. You should say me with again, like I'm yeah.

Next level like me.

Yeah, I'm bad news, man.

Everything about maybe bad news, no bargain over, just like.

No, I like cocaine. And then I just snort that shit and then fucking posts you like that, anyone.

So is that what you guys called Pepper?

Yes.

In the down under.

Nay.

They really snorted pepper.

No, like, but you like actual like like like the pepper, like uh, salt and pepper.

I mean, I wouldn't take the paper, but they they were really snorting pepper. I'm not even joking. Fuck that shit.

No, I'm talking. They were snorting pepper man.

Show me.

Hey, sorry.

Hey guys, in about 15 minutes we're sparking this bowl up. Get your DAB rigs ready. Also, what's up Kawasaki bullet -? 9, come on up. Jason is crunk. He is. He is going into night time, so he's setting the mood. Don't start drinking, everyone. It's too early for us. But.

Ohh fucking get up talking something fucking soft. Come on, get up.

Get up.

I don't have the line.

Yeah, it up.

I got my next joint rolled up. Be ready to go outside.

But.

Yeah, that's my man. Yo, Mama man. Alright, you can park.

Let's go. Let's go.

Yeah, what up -? 9? Yo, Jason's on. Jason's trying on cohost for us today because Doobie, I don't know where he's at, so we gotta guest speaker, co-host. So if Doobie is around, guys, this is what we get. We get Jason at midnight. I'm on on 1/2 liter of Turkey.

Yeah, fucking nice. Fucking nice.

OK.

No, but welcome up. I appreciate it. Yeah.

Alright, yeah, uh, I can.

Yeah, what's up, bro? I was just still fucking hangover from last night. Geez, that Friday night. Happy hour.

Hell no. That's like me, man.

Yeah, I probably need another drink to get over it right, Jason?

Exactly. I'm on the same as you, man. Exactly.

OK, fucking roll over.

Always a fun day in the smoke room.

Yeah, I'm. I'm gonna go take a dab right now. I I don't think I can wait 14 more minutes.

No, my my hear my talking to you.

Come you. Well, you got you got plenty of time. You could take one now. You could take one in 14 minutes. That's fine.

I mean, I might roll like a smoke.

Right.

When there's.

Man, I've been watching this ancient civilizations show on Netflix. Dude, when you're stoned, it's crazy.

Are we gonna start talking about aliens?

Ohh, I love these topics.

Yeah.

No, it's not ancient aliens, but it's just ancient civilizations like real humans.

Ohh OK give away.

Those are all built by aliens, that's what I was saying.

Boy.

I mean, that's what Asia Alien says, but who knows?

Get hyped.

Are you there?

Yo, what up?

Anticoagulant.

Like give away like a maxi no. Give away a flower, maxi no.

For tonight.

Or.

I gave away a nasty like 2 weeks ago.

Yeah, whatever. But I'm talking about like tonight. No, gotta give away.

Like, yeah.

Yeah, you sure you want to give away Mackie?

No, I was saying you have you. What's your wallet address?

Get hot.

Sure.

Doobie.

No, I'm gonna send get hard fucking maxy like then he can like.

Ohh.

Yeah, if you want to do that, I would definitely do a giveaway. I'll set up a beautiful giveaway and uh, definitely dedicated to you and make sure.

Don't dedicate it to me.

Dedicating in memory of Jason, you're going, you know, we want to make sure.

Ohh yeah, yeah.

Yeah, sure. Hold on. Delegated to me. Like, I'll give it. I'm not gonna give it to you right now. Like dedicated to my fucking. I don't know, like Evans, Maxie and fucking like the people that we are having fun, like, you know.

You be.

Yeah, don't give it away.

We were just talking.