Reach for the sky.

Hold your head up high for tonight and every night.

You're a superstar.

Don't you think?

Wake up.

Friendship.

Like any other night.

Superstar.

You're a superstar.

You're.

Everything.

Know that.

King.

Hello.

Sorry.

Hi.

Tonight.

Your.

Like.

The day.

What do you wanna be?

So don't be someone else where your father.

Clean.

Yeah.

Need.

Say you're sexy.

And your eyes.

Your.

You're.

Sorry.

Hi.

9.

George.

Stop.

So you're a superstar. I'm a metalhead.

Good evening, everyone. Welcome to the night shift. Manic Monday, Moose Market, Moon shot, megaton, and that's loading your superstar. Hell yeah. You know, it's funny because that song first came out and I was thinking it was about 17 or 18 at the time. Totally hardcore into Megadeth and Metallica, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and all those type of bands, right? And I thought that was the stupidest song in the world. I was like, what a stupid song.

Why is everybody liking this song so much? It drove me crazy. And then I moved out West, got into my my working career and Spanish leave, moved from my way from BC to Alberta where I managed to get back to my roots where there's lots of country people out there and stuff. And Grand Prairie, they have this bar called the Corral, which is like a country bar, right? Being in Alberta. And I went there and they actually had loving, was playing live in the corral, which is like this big corral, which

And all that kind of stuff, right? And this is like full out country bar, but there with loving playing, you're a superstar, which is and.

The Cowboys and cow ladies were to be would call them. They freaking loving it and I just all of a sudden fell in love with loving because.

They're freaking cool as hell. Like, you could show up to like, play that style music at a country bar, especially the corral in Grand Prairie. Like this is full out, like.

He's got this is a haywire haywire country wire, like pull out. Everything's going on in that place. It's like a big. It's almost like a.

That arena, well, I think it is an old arena with a huge coral in the middle and it's just literally like.

So crazy. But yeah, so that's my little story about loving anyway.

Cool story. Yeah. Music and memories. You know what I mean? It kind of collides. And usually when like somebody, if somebody recommends a song to me and I listen to it, I usually remember that person by that and every time that song comes on. So memories and music.

The best, yeah. And it's actually a dope tune. Like, and it really is. And what the message of this tune and that's why I chose it for tonight, which is very fitting. It's not so much about being a superstar, but just being yourself and shooting for what's what's best.

Reach for the sky, reach with stars.

All of that, it was either that or the same one I always play all the time, which is chasing stars, so I like to do that on Monday, give a little bit of a positive vibe.

And house.

So good.

Works with the favorite.

DJ, where are you today, buddy?

We got away.

Hope I get a call it again.

Thank you.

Yeah. Where were you today?

I don't know what, what what what what I miss?

Mr daisha.

They should.

Other day shift, yeah.

I don't know.

I didn't make it. I don't know.

You just fell off, fell off the map somewhere there for a little bit.

I had to, huh?

I thought you, but I thought you put the blue lights on are rushing the daughter to the hospital and then getting through in the.

No light.

We definitely took her to the hospital.

Yeah.

The test note that the speed limit.

So how?

Yeah, she said. I was asleep.

The sleep is still doing 180 mph.

Good.

Probably so in a nightmare, right?

Yeah.

The kids at the hospital, definitely not a good thing. I spent many, many, probably about three years dealing with mine, but hopefully she's OK. I think Felicia mentioned she had the flu. She's doing OK.

Yeah, type A flu and uh, crew.

Croup. I've heard of that before.

You.

It's a type of cough, right?

Yeah, it's a respiratory.

Look down.

They have antibiotics for it.

No, because it's viral antibiotics as if it's if it's bacterial. But they said right now unless it lasts longer than 10 days, but it's likely viral. So they said just keep giving her.

Is she?

Vitamin C and decongestants and nausea medicine and just give her stuff to ease the pain in her throat and give her off.

Are there? Are there any? Is she able to hold down fluids?

Hmm.

Yeah, it's just that she's holding down fluids. It's just the point of getting her to swallow them because her throat hurts so bad.

Lots.

So we've made her some apple sauce. I'm waiting for it to pull down and won't give it to her. And then we got lots of stoop together and ice together and got her lots of cough drops and ginger ale and, you know, just.

And this may this may sound kind of silly, but whenever I had the flu as a kid, um, my mom used to make me like homemade lemonade, like with like squeezed lemons and a bunch of sugar. And I and I know that it seems like counterintuitive, right, because, you know, like the citrus and the sore throat. But I swear, like like my stomach could tolerate it even when I didn't want to hold anything down. And I swear, I swear, I swear it helps a lot.

Yeah, and that was.

And there's a reason chicken seeds been a go to for any sickness.

There you go.

Yeah, and I've got, um, I got chicken soup and stuff. And I had asked her if she wanted me to make her some lemonade and she said, yeah, so tomorrow I'm going to go get her some lemons. I got apples here because she, she dropped a whole bag of apples the other day. Also, I had to do some of these apples, so I made applesauce for, but the lemons are definitely. So then I'm going to go pick up tomorrow or so.

Oh yeah.

And then take it and empty it out and sew it up with red sewing sewing thread.

And then put it under your pillow.

11.

Yeah, you got tickleman, you gotta take out the, take out the inside, you gotta cut open, just cut it in half, open it a little bit and and peel out the inside. And then you gotta sew it back up with red thread.

And then you put it under your pillow.

Why do you do this?

Yeah.

What witchery is this?

Look it up.

Not to change the subject, but also I don't know if anybody tried it, but 11 supposed to like clear your your headlights up too. You know how to get that foggy look.

Have anybody tried that? I saw a tick tock on it, so I was kind of curious.

How we use mosquito repellent to do that?

What is going on right now is like everybody's phone going off right now or something.

We use mosquito repellent to do that metalhead.

What's that?

We use mosquito repellent to do that.

I don't know.

I heard of that too, but I can't find the brand that I was recommended. But I ended up buying the, you know, the regular stuff from AutoZone for it.

Oh, it's just off. You can find it at Walmart or whatever.

No, they were saying I think it was cutter that there was that I was told to use, but I couldn't find it. So I ended up buying, you know, the regular shit. But I was also like they showed a tick tock of somebody taking a half a lemon and just used the lemon on the freaking headlight and they look freaking good when he died. But you know, it's a tick tock, so who knows if it's real or not. I just never, it was after I did my exes and my headlights are glass because I have an old vehicle, so I don

Chris. Slider reset her.

Internet. I didn't get a chance to call her out there. Never get this chance to say hi. What's going on?

Outside. Totally outside of the the schedule here.

But that's it.

Substantially.

No, not just said she would. Mad money.

No.

I thought I read it wrong. I guess I did click on it. I guess I read on it wrong.

I know. You know what I thought it was slim shady. And I am slim shady shit was like, hey, what the hell? Somebody attacked me.

Yeah, I had to redo my profile because the night shift just wasn't showing up on the other one. So I made this PFP. I kind of ghosted half of me for so that my ship showed up too.

I'm actually not. Well, I'm. I'm holding. I'm the account holder of slim ship's Twitter account. But I'm not slow shipping. A better retract that we're all slim shipping. Slim should be used the slimmer.

Marie slimmer with nobody being that's how it is, yeah.

Factual facts.

Exactly.

Are you back now, crystal?

Which is kind of it works out because I really lost access to the password to some shippings.

Twitter accounts. He's only here as long as an update is gonna hold out. That's pretty much how that works.

That is still here. He's just gonna be.

New here.

There somewhere.

Hi crystal, about this singing thing that you been putting off?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta check this here. How is Crystal doing tonight now that we're.

We're back.

Now.

Ah, good ruggy. Damn, that sucked. But yeah, I just. I hope your guys is little ones starts feeling better.

And watch the Miserables. Terrible. But yeah, yeah, we were talking.

You're still rugging really bad for me.

Got all of it though.

I just started cutting out at the end more, but we got all of it. I think J heard every.

I did.

For the kids, and I would say with all robotics after that.

Yeah, so.

Yeah, the best medicine uh is laughing really. Honestly, it really helps even when you're even when you're really sick with the flu and stuff like that. It actually does help because it brings up that spirits and gets your heart moving a little bit, right and but not too much. It's it's just enough to.

To get all your muscles and all your body working and because smiling takes the most amount of energy and muscles to actually smile, right so.

Yeah, laughing is the cure.

It's.

And rest. Lots of rest.

Rescue.

But I like it. I always tell the kids that they need a good kick to the side of the jobs there. I'll fix them right up.

My grandma used to tell me if I ever wanted to get rid of the pain, she'd get a hammer and smash my toe.

Yeah.

Yeah, I had the same kind of thing growing up. It's like, oh, this hurts, let me stomp on your foot and I'll, I'll get rid of the pain over there. But yeah, take your attention off of it.

Yeah.

Hey, it works, but it doesn't. You know, you still in pain just somewhere else.

It's true.

Roundhouse kick to the face. It's a good one. It's one of my faves.

Hey, Jerry.

Man, remind me not to not to get adopted by either one of you 3.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm gonna run away and stay. Run away. Get adopted by you guys, get a kick to the face.

The one I always got as kids. What are you crying about? I'll give you something to cry about.

And say oh shit.

Yeah.

Yeah, I had that one too.

Right. Yeah, I did. That didn't happen.

Yeah, I used it on my kids quite a bit.

I grew up in that area.

And you knew it was true. Yeah, you knew it was true.

There was no denying that.

Did you guys ever hear about it? You know, get it's like if you have a headache and they're like, well, if I had a head like that and it didn't hurt, I'd wonder what's wrong. Fucking assholes.

Right.

Yeah, my daughter got that one a lot.

Do you guys says that all the stupid Tom.

Yeah.

Set goat.

Yeah.

Uh, not much, my dad, but if I say like, my arm hurts when I do like that, he said. Well, don't do like that, you know, it's like.

Exactly. Would you do that for?

Yeah, my.

Yeah, exactly. When I bend it, my knee hurts. Well, don't bend your knee. It's like, oh, damn.

That's like your mom.

But I hurts every time I drink tea. Take this spoon out, idiot.

Done.

I must have learned at the same method, because that's the kind of stuff I sell time. Well, don't do it then.

No.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know about you guys, but Asian moms are like the meanest. You know, they could tell you go out and pick out a a switch on the trees, just pick a good size 1, not the little one. And then you go you come back and you go. And if you, if I catch you screaming, I'm gonna hit you harder. I'm like, what do you want me to do? You've already beating my ass and you want me to sit there and not scream, not cry because things you say. You know, if you start screaming and crying and beat your ass ev

The.

I remember that.

Oht yeah, picking your own switch was more more more turmoil than the actual beating, you know.

Right.

Right. Because you know you're gonna get it. Whatever you bring back, it's gonna hurt, right?

There's such a difference.

I was talking to.

I'll put a plate down my britches once when I knew I was gonna get a whipping.

Of course, that didn't work real well.

Clever. Oh no.

Yeah, I think that would work very much. I'm sure this.

No.

Yeah, why did you, why do you have this rounded ass, right, you know?

I got grounded a lot of really didn't get my ass beat. I got grounded a lot though.

Me too.

You're right.

My grounding was.

Yeah, I was trying to think of something else, but the rest just didn't seem very funny at all. So at least that's good. There was some, there was some comical in it, but yeah, the rest wasn't so much fun.

Gray.

I would get grounded indefinitely, not like you're grounded for a week. It would just be like can I know you wouldn't even get to ask what you wanted to do.

Yeah.

That's where I learned.

I only had to crack my little girl one time. Half felt so bad after I cried as were being morning at her. But she got cracked one time on her because she threw a tantrum for like 2 hours. I just got mad and I cracked her butt, told her good her room to stopped.

Then call them defects or whatever they call it in your area on you now for that shit.

I know my sister got it. I see my sister get a cuff upside the head.

Well, no, as long as you don't leave a bruise.

My old man felt terrible, but she deserved it for sure because she was in the back seat and she at my mom and my dad were sitting in the front and they had to pick her up. She knew shit, face loaded downtown causing a scene, right? So they picked her up and she got in the back seat and I'm sitting in the far back. He had one of those.

GMC's there, the old Subs.

So I'm sitting in the back and she's cussing him out in the air out and calling it them, saying the damnedest things right. And then she just finally, she just spit out and called my mom a bitch. She called her a fucking bitch. And my old man's hand just came up so fast I don't even think you've. I don't even know if he even thought about. He definitely didn't think about his hand. Just came up from the side of the seat and pack. Got her right in the nose there. But she fucking deserved that one

You didn't. You didn't say a fucking word either, did you?

No, fuck no. We are just scrawny little fucker in the back seat there. I don't know any better.

There reminds me.

But she she deserved that little man. She was cut. She was saying the things.

You didn't laugh, you didn't laugh your ass off TP.

No, I don't even know what I did.

Hell no.

That.

He sucked.

No, you wouldn't shut down.

You know, I would have been laughing my ass off, but better you than me.

Never mind.

You just watched. Yeah, you just watched.

Thank you.

Yeah, joke like that, kids are our family. Two kids out to a restaurant and you know, we'll say a 10 year old and an 8 year old and the waitress comes up and says yeah, hey what would you like in the kisses? I want a mother fucking cheeseburger. And Dad reaches over and knocks the shit out of the kids, says don't you talk like that and everything. The waitress is like, oh God, I gotta fix this situation. She's gotta go to a little 8 year old says well hey what would you like?

He says. You can bet your sweet ass I don't want no motherfucking cheeseburger.

Yeah, alright. My sister raged. Right. She's a rager. She's little psycho there. So she's in the back seat. Not only is she saying these words, she's like screaming like a banshee rooster, right? Like just losing her shit, thinking she's bad, right?

Yep.

And then that hand came up and caught her in the side of the village. And then the whole thing has changed. She was so loud and obnoxious anymore. And that's the one thing my old man said he regrets more than anything out of all the things he ever did. But yeah, I think there may be worse. But that's the one thing here that's the most little girl, right?

Maybe that's what we remember. Stuff like that. Man. I will never forget the day I cracked my little girl and it still hurts, you know? Usually it was always grounding or like she she got into a habit of slamming her freaking bedroom door for a while. My little boy never he was pretty good about things. But my daughter, for some reason she was a hell raiser. And like she was she had in the face of slamming her bedroom door. So I took it off, you know, and stuff like that. And she would just thro

There. A tractor owner. I think I cracked it two times in my bare hand centre to a room and you know, that never happened again. But she did have other things that happened. But that's what I remember. That's what I regret was I wish I had, never did. There's better ways to handle the situation.

Yeah, I'm just a pushover.

Maybe.

I I give everything I'm like.

On.

An ass.

Cold.

How old is she?

Yeah, I baby my little girl big time. So it's on the Bush over. I have to, I have to tell other people to to discipline, like feel like take advantage of it because I'm just like, Oh yeah, that works.

And she's 16 now.

OK. Well, you don't been through the hard part then I guess.

I won't after she's freaking.

Awesome.

Usually 12 to 15, kind of. That was my worst years of mine.

I got it made because when she does have the attitude, that's I'm the one who she comes to, right? So.

It's pretty dope. I don't ever have to worry about that.

You got that locked up.

Whatever.

Media.

As it's just one of those things right now we have one.

She.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, I was a good kid. But, you know, I fucked up on a couple of things and I got my ass beating pretty bad a lot because you know, you you don't always think Mom had just spent like thousands of putting brand new carpet down. And I was a custom paint this and that, and I had a can of paint.

I'm walking through the house with it and I had no idea I forgot to close the lid cause I was custom painting a few logos for cars and I had many truck clubs so.

Fucking thing black paint out of all things drop on tan carpet.

Yeah.

Shit.

Hmm.

Made-up bagel splatter, right? And I'm like, oh fuck, she beat my ass. Like, I'm like, what? It's not like I did it on purpose. Get my ass beating for it. And then then of course, you know, I'm thinking, OK, I just, you know how you know you're a kid? You wish your your mother or your father would beat your ass to die because you're like, this is the worst thing in the world.

Called him every name in the book yet.

Yeah.

Right. You're thinking it because you're thinking if I said out loud, I get my ass beating even more. But I'm thinking that, you know?

When you're around your friends, you're like, call them cutting them down.

Right.

Oh.

My mom? So fat? No. My mom? So fat no. My mom's the fattest.

Yeah, kids.

Yeah, I wish I would have whipped mine more because the good ass whipping used to work.

Yeah.

Yeah, I was pretty scared of my old man, I tell you that much.

Best no man. Everybody was scared by old man like you just.

That's cool, yeah.

And I like to. I like to think that don't know me well enough to know the same. So I was raised that way. If they don't know me, they don't know me very. If they don't know that, then they don't know me very well. So.

But it's good to be that way. You have to have. You have to be strong in this world and have a.

You know, everybody needs some strength in this world. It doesn't mean you're bad person just means you have to be strong and have to be willing to or be able to endure some of the stuff that comes at you.

Or should it be nice if you could and some don't have to live that, so that's that's nice, but I hope everybody didn't have to live that.

Yeah, right.

But imagine when you're 789 and they tell you this is going to be good for you later. You're like fucking a that hurt. There's no way there could be any worse than this.

Nothings worse than this quit beating me.

Yeah.

I just didn't do it around my place. Like you didn't you didn't speak back to me. Oh man, it was that you did not speak back to mail, man. Not one of us. Any any of my brothers and sister. My sister, not one of us. So like one time my sister did that. That's why I say she deserved it. Cause you don't speak back to me like you're in for fucking. You're in fuck, you're fucked.

Now he's just a sweet old man.

He's, you know, in his 70s, super nice. Calm down, right? But back in those days, total different game.

Yeah.

He was a miner. He was hired.

Yeah.

India.

They they lost their anger because they beat your ass so many times. You took it out of them and.

Mother fucking stressed out. They got kids screaming and they're fucking paying all the bills and yeah, it's, you know.

Oh yeah.

Like.

Yeah, five times. And he grew from her family, right? Like 88 fucking siblings or whatever they came from during war times, right?

Holy shit, yeah, my father was the oldest of 13. Can you imagine that 13?

My mother had 13, my dad had like I got 21 total brothers and sisters with hats and whatnot, but my mother had 13 herself. So yeah, I came up with the last siblings.

Yeah, that's crazy.

You're like you're just you were just a baby factory, you know, because it takes you carry nine months and you had the baby, and then you get pregnant again. You you take 13 kids, you know? You're fucking pregnant for 20 years, you know?

Yep.

Yeah, that's so insane.

Insane.

My old man or my grandfather never even drove or anything. Him and my grandmother, they just, they walked their whole, their whole lives and he worked in the mines like the smelter.

And she used the same just have get after get after get after get.

But just different different times, right?

And now, like for me, I have one.

It's like, that's it. That's a fluke, you know, so, but different time.

Yeah, now you want to buy $100 worth of shit and be a millionaire, right?

Yeah.

$100.

Yeah.

Shit.

I hope that whoever is thinking that is very young.

Like that truth.

Yeah.

200 it's everything.

Yeah, that's.

100 here, 100 there, somewhere along the.

Yeah, yeah.

Something's going to go right.

I.

I was actually talking to my daughter about that this weekend. Credit cards and bills and credit line and all that stuff was like, yeah, my first credit card was an Amoco. They don't even have Amoco anymore, but it was a gas station card. But they sell beer and so I ran up. It was like $230 or something like that. I didn't have a pot to piss in, so I couldn't pay it. My grandmother had to bail me out and wrote me this real long letter about responsibility and shit. So I'm lucky I learned my less

Yeah.

29%.

High interest rates that you know are relatively low number versus today, right? If you had $10,000 worth of credit card at 23%, you fucking never going to pay it off, right?

Yeah, that's the truth.

If you get a card with cash back and you pay it off within a 30 day being by the end of the month, basically you can actually make money with a credit card.

Oh, for sure.

I think crypto.com stopped the rewards when they first came out, with their rewards and their visa there. Every time you used your visa you would get back, grow and return.

Yep.

It was sweet. It was getting quite a bit of returns back, but I think it stopped now because I haven't been noticing any rewards coming back.

Yes.

It did stop because a buddy of mine was all pissed off when that happened.

Yeah, that sucks. I just noticed cause I wasn't. I wouldn't lose it. I'm like getting anything. What's going on here?

Shirt cause that was really good returns. I was like damn, I could do this all day.

I just used my. I was just using my crypto, my visa card, crypto card for everything really. I put my money in there and then make some money with it. Then I put some into feet and use my computer makes some rewards back in return.

Yeah.

The one thing, I know, I said it before, but the one thing you everybody should have is a life insurance policy. Not just for death reasons, but you can use that for different things and there's a lot of safety Nets to it. So tell your kids and whatnot, which as soon as they turn 18, get themselves a life insurance policy as they pay it off, they'll be able to use that for loans and down payments on things, all kinds of stuff. And you don't have to go through the credit checks or the banks or an

Except for the money, and it can't be touched. So it's a one of the best things somebody can do, really.

Can't put me on freeze till ship its descent.

Yeah.

How old are you?

The premiums get up there as you get older, no question.

You may not have to do anything and be fully decayed by the time we get there. Insurance covers as many sheep and insurance.

And and it.

But the younger you buy it, the premiums are more affordable if you start when you're young, obviously.

That's right.

And they absolutely love pre-existing conditions.

Right.

Actually.

Shit.

Yeah. Have you got some some serious issues? It might not be worth it, but you know, basically like taking out a loan before you take out a loan that can't be touched.

Yeah.

What?

So yeah, $0.10 that's where a long way off from that and I think I I'd be happy to see a penny in the next three to five.

It won't matter, cause if you do it my way, you just upload your consciousness to a thumb drive and the body doesn't matter after that would just leave the body behind. That doesn't matter. So you don't really need the insurance, the outcome for the rest.

Leave the body.

Right.

Yeah.

We're already plugged in. These are our avatars. We just.

Yeah, it doesn't matter unless you wanna pay homage to that to the shelf. I mean, I don't know. It's like shit skin, like snake skins, so no point paying homage to that, but if you want to you can and yeah, cause it'll be on a thumb drive.

Yeah, I don't think I want to live forever like that or whatever.

You know, there's something else out there. We got this is we're going to be reborn again. This is just part of our journey and if you do stuff like that, you know you're not going to end up.

It's supposed to end up.

What size? What size?

And there's lots you could be in, like a bubble if you want, you can have like floating bubbles everywhere.

So what size, what size jump drives are we talking about here?

All depends how much you've earned in your life for me.

I don't know.

Yeah.

Your it all depends because it might be a 250 gig or 256 gig or something.

If you tear quads.

Yeah, maybe TB probably. Alright, if I can get that.

Care about your girls?

Depends how much you wanna pay.

How's the terriquez?

Fuck load of data.

Damn.

If you have a terrible if you have a TB one, then you can make lightning.

Yeah, I'm sure I'm good for a few terabytes.

I don't need to keep it all, but like to keep some.

Are you is that even a real word?

It isn't Star Trek.

Light lightning. Lightning is a real word. It's a part of weather, and so it strikes and shade goes goes.

Up there.

Not terrified? Terrified. Terrified. What the fuck?

And.

I don't think that's a real word.

It's.

Yeah, it's a derivative of a flux capacitor.

Right, right.

Because I would just flush.

Or they work together with the flux capacitor I get.

Or one of those.

Yeah, that's.

And in the Warfield drive, you have to make sure that it means that that's stable and doesn't collapse.

Yeah, I got a few.

Powered by dark matter.

They come together and they come together in a kid.

Ohhhhh.

Yeah, I got one of those in my junk drawer.

Nice.

Yeah, I got one hanging from my ceiling.

I got the instruction manual and the magazine rack in my bathroom.

Nice.

Yeah, I could probably use the instructions for this flux capacitor cause really sure what to do with it.

I'm just trying to outlive my dog at this point.

Yes, that's there. That's the goal.

Definitely the goal. Don't let the dog.

Dad, come see her going back to the shelter, that's for sure.

Yeah, I've. I've had a decent life. I can't say I was rich or what.

Are you again?

That makes me done.

A lot.

That.

Rug and.

I like talking about yeah, I like talking about ass weapons more than I do dying.

So bacon.

Me too. Me too.

No.

8.

Are we? Are we?

Much as it that didn't enjoy those ass whippings if for some reason it still seems better than that.

Are we eating again today?

Hello.

Oh, did we eat ass yesterday or?

Hurting.

Couple days ago we were eating ass in here.

Yeah, that's one thing I don't ever plan on doing is e-mail.

Oh shit, I must have slept away. That's usually what happens, OK?

Every time I step away, it turns into stuff like that.

Say something that was pretty wild today. On the day shift, CFP and Crystal and Samsara were playing music and I was sitting outside like first time I've ever seen and heard them playing in the sunlight.

OK.

Right, right. I.

The.

You gotta put the shades down on all the windows.

Go phone code.

Yeah, well, I was bored just like fucking daytime. I'm hearing like, night karaoke. Fuck is fun, that damn.

Coach felt like he was coming home from an all nighter and shit like back in the day.

Yeah, Ruby.

Yeah.

I.

Oh, that's a hard feeling, man, when you stay up all night and the sun comes up like, oh God, I feel like shit.

Yeah, apparently at that time of the day people don't cook with garlic as much, so it wasn't so bad.

Well, imagine.

Says crystal. There is she, a rugged.

You know it's OK.

I'm here as far as I know.

If she is.

And.

She had the.

I saw your mic come a few times, but I heard you said so.

And then?

Say on that?

It's.

I'm still laughing at I'm still laughing at handjob and reach around. That's my favorite nickname for y'all.

The.

No doubt. I didn't say I was about probably.

Hey, I'm job. Job.

I know I was probably.

There's a new one. We got a new one.

Hand job.

How are you?

Yeah, that's right.

I can. I can.

And.

And Job has to be summoned. Am job just can't can't just come in. The utility is the summoning of the hand job.

I can bring.

Yeah.

You join us?

Yeah.

I think if somebody, somebody actually tried to give me a hand job, I would laugh my ass off because I'm thinking, what the fuck are you doing? You know what?

Then he asked for Reshiram's handjob. Reach around.

I'm like, what the hell is a hand job?

Well, we might be able to. We might be able to summon Angel.

Oh man, I can some of them, but you know, it's gonna cost you 299.

If you if you take ham job five times in the mirror, I think I think they'll show up.

Something will show up in that mirror.

Something else show.

Johns running to the mirror.

Ohhhhh shit.

Ah, that was good.

That's good.

I did play jod.

Well played yet.

And that's what we do.

You know.

John either gonna wanna hang with me too much because I keep picking on him.

No, I'm good now. I was gonna tell you though on that subject of what?

Yeah.

Coach does not want to hear. I think I mentioned I don't think I've ever lick anybody's booty until staff. I swear to this day and and we still laugh about it because.

You're gonna ask much or two?

Ohm.

Ohhhhh.

No, but.

It is 808 at the hour and we are entering the eating ass segment of the night shift manic Monday.

Bacon bacon bacon.

And.

8 showers in and we're all ready to go.

Welcome and feel free to grab your breath mints on the way out there complimentary from the staff.

Ohhhhh God.

Nice and crunchy. Get those crunchy bits out.

It will.

Yeah, Lord.

I don't.

Yeah.

Might as well call me Kevin. You might you might as well call me Kevin Gates. A little bug.

And.

I'm going to break my americom button.

Now it's it's. I swear she asked me before when we first met. I go no, I've never looked anybody's ass. And she goes, I like it and I go, Oh my God.

Yeah.

Well, yeah.

I'm going to be eating my first ass and but you know what? She is super, super clean so I can honestly say this is the first time.

Sure hope so.

Probably be the last time any any girl can get me to do that again.

Gotta believe police said that already.

Bacon bacon bacon.

Baking.

There's no way in here.

No.

Bay Bay bacon.

Find your Dick and somewhere else.

Uh, shit.

Did it taste like bacon, John?

Hey I I've, I've eaten bacon out of there. It's, it's, it's I've, I've, I've, I've died for bacon in there.

Couldn't.

Yeah.

Um, she is so freaking clean. It tastes like no different than if you're just looking her buns, you know it was that girl would sit there and and and.

I know, right?

I don't know, no.

That's why you put the bacon in there, brother. Put the bacon little bacon grease on there. You little Lube it up with some bacon grease. Go to town. So.

Yeah.

You're right.

Alright.

I told her I have an aversion to smell, so nothing could smell like anything other than what should. Yeah, so it smells like baking them out.

Yeah.

I'm going. I'm gonna run over to Amber's face, Deez.

Pick your nose in there real quick.

Oht damn.

Oh God.

Shit.

Sorry. Go. No, no, no. Sorry sorry. Code. Sorry. Go. Sorry. Go. Sorry. Sorry. Goes.

You're going, you're going to get worse. You go to Amber space, you're going to get worse. You kidding?

These.

Yeah, did we, did we take a wrong turn left somewhere or something?

Wholesome Ville.

Yeah, I'm glad you did have your.

Indeed.

Yeah, and then we sat down right on somebody's face.

Current.

Because. Because I'm telling you, have you been to Amber's room? When she gets bad, she gets really bad.

Oh man, it's like a million times worse.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

She's quiet here tonight.

Ohgod.

I knew that was coming.

They can just took on a whole new meaning coach.

There.

She she wants to do, she wants to fucking ride. She wants to do things to sabotage ain't never fucking heard before.

Shit.

Yeah.

Did you enjoy that?

Pam than me.

Sure she did.

Professor.

Yeah.

She's trying to get out. She's trying to get all 8 tentacles of hers into you.

She was up in my grill a long time ago, but I said no, no thanks, yo.

Well, come on now.

Looking.

Don't lie, you said. You said that you sent those fresh gym pics chambers. You think girl shows up and she's all love, all love.

Let me see you I not pudding.

2nd.

Couldn't.

Alright, let's change the subject cause I started. I started that one and I'm gonna get blamed for it if she goes and listens to the recording.

Thank you.

In Japan. In Japan.

When did tentacles become sexy? You know, like when did that become like a thing? Like Ohhhhh that's that's a hot tentacle.

As anime in Japan shoot.

Damn tentacles. I've never even thought of that.

OK.

Has anybody seen?

In Japan, people be having sex with octopuses and shit.

Damn.

Has anybody seen the the thing about the the daycare workers beating or scaring the crap out of the kids with masks? Anybody see that?

Yeah, yeah.

That seems like your department.

Yeah.

There's like seven of them, man. It showed them without their mask on, and I don't see how they were any less scary. That's that. I'm sorry, I don't like picking up people, but holy crap.

Not scary either.

No, you don't want to get with a furry.

Fucking teacher with a giant fucking fake tits. That's scary, man.

What happened now?

I've never seen that one either.

I've never seen that one. Where did you teacher like that? And.

That's all in Ontario. What do you mean?

Where is that? Is that in place?

Oh, I saw that one. That is nuts.

Did you see her?

It's out in Ontario. You can't miss that.

What's wrong?

I never had a teacher like that, ever.

You you saw in hustler, Playboy.

Why she's he with giant titties like it's wild, not scary.

OK, in Ontario?

That's your thing.

I wouldn't be surprised. We.

No, it's not my thing. I'm just saying that that would be scary. Going into class, then you got like jugs the size of half your body staring at you like.

What a what a cock fucking you in your sorry son.

Rather, the sea was a heap is the part that got me yeah.

Boy.

All right.

Hello.

Hi, John.

He's she. She's he.

Part, Part, my Little girl, watch your dream.

Bacon.

Bacon.

We're just about to start talking about furries now and.

Ohhhhh, fuck yeah, furries.

Yeah.

But thank you, yes.

Yes.

I gotta, I gotta, I gotta furry costume. I gotta see be any furry costume.

Oht geez you have all the girls.

Wait, don't become a woman. What happened?

Or their dog. So I guess you could call them bitches, but.

Jesus.

Well, you guys are killing me.

Do that.

Lively crowd tonight.

Hmm.

Salty.

Yes, Sir.

Bro, that Brazil girl.

Football coach?

It's it's actually, it's the same as that crowd. We're just all in the bed, good moods and she releases. It's just funny.

Hello.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, that's what's up.

To help preserve girl doing today.

Hazard has your voice today, bro.

There you go.

And my voice is kind of getting better every day. I don't cough anymore.

Thank you, Christy, for the Coco oil.

Oh yeah, that's what's up.

They give you a prescription.

Yeah, Crystal did.

OK.

What was it? What was? What was what? What do you do with the coconut oil?

Well, put in the voice and doing like.

Gargle it.

Like.

I did not drink that day.

Ohhhhh, So what now?

What?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wow, I'm um.

Look what you just did to this room, Brazil girl. Say it again.

Yeah, John's black in your DMS again.

It again. Do it again for us, please.

Wait, what? What is the? What does the coconut do?

Do it again.

Ah, come on.

She's not good.

I'm gonna.

Come on, do it. I'm like, I'm like waiting here.

It was a girl.

We need that for a hot button crystal.

Turn on the sound.

Well, I'm not doing that again.

I know now the guys are going to do it.

That what she said to me to do it, drink the cocoa oil and do this thing and I'm like, OK.

With the.

1st.

What's the saying?

Nothing.

Yeah.

Gonna trickle on down.

Chris to say to me, drink cocoa oil, that's what she recommend. I believe her.

Did you drink it? Did you? Did you drink it?

Lyrically.

What happened after after it trickled down?

No.

Yes, I did. But the second time I'm like, I'm gonna joke, this is awful. So I starting to do something else.

We're going to our.

How did you do it?

With that hot button ready crystal.

It.

No.

I'm not doing it again because she's gonna record and I'm not suing baking here.

Do they have a?

Do.

Has no, no, it's not that. I just need to know how to do it, because I need. I got sore throat.

And.

And she's gonna call me back, bitch. No way.

I'm trying to no no.

Yeah.

No way I need you.

No, no, I wasn't gonna record. I promise.

Bull crap, you already with your finger in the play. I'm not doing it again.

Hey, the space is already recorded, so any of us can go get it anyway, Brazil.

No.

That's true. That's true. Well, I will give you the trouble to go back if you want to do your job.

No, just do it. Just do it for me one more time.

So.

Bring it. Bring us to completion.

I'm not going to do it again at last? She asked. CFB asked me.

21 I saw demanding stud again real quick.

Right.

Do they have shit? Do they have? Uh.

Anybody ever seen that tick Tock?

There's a tick tock running around where they say, you know at the beginning of the relationship a girl will do this for anything you know you get.

Yeah, it's pretty funny if you have a seat and you should go check it out.

I'm not going to make this around myself though.

OK, I will. I will check it out, but I'm not gonna do it again.

So do they have, um, fresh coconuts where your where you live?

Yeah.

Yeah, fresh, but it tastes awful.

Really.

Really.

Is there a time of year maybe?

Yeah, I do not like it, but I believe for what you say, drink cocoa oil, yadda yadda. I'm like, OK, I'm gonna do it.

Yeah.

What do I have to lose that day?

Yeah, you can believe what Crystal says.

Yeah.

For sure.

But what happened with John's speech? He become a woman. What happened?

She even asked, munching.

What didn't happen?

It didn't happen.

Yeah, where do we, where do we begin?

Bacon.

The coconut when I drink.

Yeah. When, when, when and when did and where did it go? The coconut, like where did it go? When you, when it, when it came time to sit down, was the room filled with like beautiful coconut potpourri?

For free.

Poopourri.

Little Chris, what you doing to me, God?

Hmm. Potpourri. Potpourri.

Ohhhhh. Ohhhhh.

Your voice.

Well, I do think coconut for my voice. You guys going? And another level, I'm drinking for my voice. Don't go into dirty room, OK?

OK.

Do you have a sore throat?

What's?

Keep your horny to yourself.

Do you have a sore throat?

That's The Dirty room. Do I need a key to The Dirty room or can anybody go there?

Yeah, you know, you. You know, you don't got the Maria Gutter brain going on. We need her in here.

Maria. Who is Maria?

Hey.

So the weather's been crazy.

I need that as a hot button, Brazil girl. I need you to say keep your horny to yourself. I need.

OK.

Yeah, keep your honey to yourself. Hold it together.

Not so quick. I gotta set it up.

For now.

I'm not doing that.

Yeah, yeah, you gotta do that.

So you want us to talk about horny?

Yeah.

We need that one so we can straighten people out once in a while.

I'm in the horns.

Yeah, you know that. You know Austin.

That morning locked up. Lock it up in the basement and don't bring it out tonight, alright?

Yeah, the Longhorns.

I feel the level of the horniness in this room. My goodness, can you read my cocoa oil?

Nine out of 10.

OK, say it again. Keep your horny to yourself. Say it again. 123 go.

Ah.

There's no girl.

Come on.

I'm sorry I losing my voice.

Do it again.

Too much gargling, huh?

Yeah, it's OK. Give it a rest as long as you promise to say keep your horny to yourself.